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寒气溜诗词

《寒气溜诗词》

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寒气溜诗词

1、Marla’s philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.

2、三十个人排排站,四十个人不和?那不是吵翻天了么!

3、一切你想成为的东西,那就是我。我长得像你希望的样子,做爱像你希望的样子,我很聪明,有能力,最重要的是,我很自由,而你却相反。

4、We’re slowly learning that fact.

5、When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep and you’re never really awake.

6、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

7、“虫子”和“鳝鱼”一起溜,“兔子”和“乌龟”一起跑。

8、全国涌来看他的病人坐船坐飞机坐火车长途跋涉,在医院门外自带铺盖卷,买黄牛号也好,网上挂号也好,彻夜排队也好,费时费力好不容易轮上。一进屋,朱老就伸手拿片,无论你怎么主诉症状他是不听的,只在片子上扫一眼,蹦出“开刀”二字或者“不开刀”三字。患者再问什么时候住院,就回一个字:“等。”再问等多久,没话了,下一个病人已经进门。我要是被他看,也会被活活气死。为见活菩萨一面费尽周章,见了以后就这样热脸贴冷屁股,谁都受不了。

9、对戗法:你是来看病的呀还是来看态度的呀?(孤美人冷对病人)

10、告白法:你看,咱俩一医生,一护士,一孤男,一寡女,绝配!二婚头怎么了,我有房无贷,离异无孩,再加上我快要到手的副教授头衔。(谷超华向美小护表白)



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