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儒林外史第一回古文

《儒林外史第一回古文》

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儒林外史第一回古文

1、你能改写吗?开发这东西的人比我稍微聪明一点,就一点。

2、我不像我的大脑和任何人连在一起。

3、He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

4、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.

5、It’s up to us to push the rules and laws and go from “evolution” to “revolution”.

6、蹩脚的谎话 我甚至都不喜欢她。

7、其实你那么漂亮,请我做什么都可以。

8、如果这个计划能成功,我就把我的鞋吃了。”

9、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

10、忍者神龟:变种时代经典台词



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